Nationality Jokes

An Irishman, Englishman and
Scotsman go into a pub and each order a pint of Guinness. Just as the bartender hands them
over, three flies buzz down and one lands in each of the pints.

The Englishman looks
disgusted, pushes his pint away and demands another pint.

The Scotsman picks out the
fly, shrugs, and takes a long swallow.

The Irishman reaches in to
the glass, pinches the fly between his fingers and shakes him while yelling, "Spit it
out, ya bastard! Spit it out!"