The Joke Reasons for Being French
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Reasons for Being French
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What's The Joke Reasons for Being French?
* When speaking fast you can make yourself sound gay.
* Experience the joy of winning the world cup for the first time. * You get to eat insect food like snails and frog''s legs. * If there''s a war you can surrender really early. * You don''t have to read the subtitles on those late night films on TV. * You can test your own nuclear weapons in other people''s countries. * You can be ugly and still become a famous film star. * Allow Germans to march up and down your most famous street humiliating your sense of national pride. * You don''t have to bother with toilets, just sh*t in the street. * People think you''re a great lover even when you''re not. |
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