The Joke Religious Views of the World
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Religious Views of the World
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What's The Joke Religious Views of the World?
Taoism: Sh*t happens.
Confucianism: Confucious says, sh*t happens. Buddhism: If sh*t happens, it isn't really sh*t. Zen: What is the sound of sh*t happening? Hinduism: This sh*t happened before. Islam: If sh*t happens, it is the will of Allah. Protestantism: Let sh*t happen to someone else. Native American: What is the medicine of sh*t? Catholicism: If sh*t happens, you deserve it. Judaism: Why does this sh*t always happen to us? Pantheism: It's all the same sh*t. Atheism: I don't believe this sh*t. Agnosticism: What is this sh*t? |
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