The Joke Scottish Cheapskates

Basic Jokes

Read the funny Scottish Cheapskates joke in Nationality Jokes to make you laugh out loud :) See how long you can go with a straight face :| after seeing the Scottish Cheapskates joke at!

Scottish Cheapskates

Scottish Cheapskates Hilarious Joke
Scottish Cheapskates Joke

What's The Joke Scottish Cheapskates?

A Scottish man heads for home after spending the whole night in a bar drinking. He was carrying his little Scotch bottle in the left shirt pocket just in case. Suddenly, a robber appears and threatens him with a gun. The Scot gets scared, and the attacker shoots, aiming towards his heart, and then runs away.
The Scot falls down, puts his hand on his left pocket and feels something wet. He cries, ''Oh my God! I hope it's blood!'' '

More Jokes

Laughing At Funny Joke
Funny Jokes By Type

Funny Jokes Of The Day