The Joke Signs It's a Bad Day

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Signs It's a Bad Day

Signs It's a Bad Day Joke |
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What's The Joke Signs It's a Bad Day?
-- You wake up on pavement.
-- You can't find the clothes you wore home from the party. -- Your twin forgets your birthday. -- You wake up to discover your waterbed broke, and then remember you don't have a waterbed. -- You wake up with your mouth guard stuck, and then remember you don't wear a mouth guard. -- Your blind date turns out to be your ex-husband. -- You put both contact lenses in the same eye. -- Your wife says, "Good morning, Bill" and your name is George |
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