The Joke Top 10 Reasons to Live in Saskatchewan
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Top 10 Reasons to Live in Saskatchewan
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What's The Joke Top 10 Reasons to Live in Saskatchewan?
1. You never run out of wheat
2. Those cool Saskatchewan Wheat Pool hats 3. Cruise control takes on a whole new meaning 4. Your province is really easy to draw 5. You never have to worry about roll-back if you have a standard 6. It takes you two weeks to walk to your neighbor's house 7. YOUR Roughriders survived 8. You can watch the dog run away from home for hours 9. People will assume you live on a farm 10. Buying a huge John Deere mower makes sense |
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