The Joke Air Force One Charity
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Air Force One Charity
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What's The Joke Air Force One Charity?
Dick Cheney, President Bush and Donald Rumsfeld are flying on Air Force One.
Dick looks at Dubya, chuckles and says, "You know, I could throw a $100 bill out the window right now and make one person very happy." Dubya shrugs his shoulders and says, "Well, I could throw ten $10 bills out the window and make 10 people very happy." Donald Rumsfeld says, "Of course, I could throw a hundred $1 bills out the window and make a hundred people very happy." The pilot looks at all of them and says, "I could throw all of you out the window and make the whole country happy." |
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