The Joke Blonde lumberjack
Read the funny Blonde lumberjack joke in News & Politics to make you laugh out loud :) See how long you can go with a straight face :| after seeing the Blonde lumberjack joke at BasicJokes.com!
Blonde lumberjack
| Blonde lumberjack Joke |
|---|
What's The Joke Blonde lumberjack?
This blonde woman went to Canada to seek her fortune as a lumberjack. She met a foreman of a logging organization who offered to give her a job.
"Now I hope you realize we expect you to cut down at least 100 trees a day," the foreman told her. The blonde woman didn't see this as a problem, so she went out with the Chainsaw and did her best. She came back sweating like a pig. ''Christ, how many trees did you cut down?'' asked the foreman. ''6'' she replied. ''What!? You have to do beter than that. Get up earlier tommorow.'' The foreman said. So she did. Out she went with the chainsaw, she came back that night exhausted. 'How many this time?'' asked the foreman. ''12'' she said. The foreman says, ''That does it. I'm coming out there with you tommorow morning.'' The next morning, the foreman reaches the first tree and says, ''This is how to cut down trees really quickly.'' He pulls the rope on the chainsaw and it gives off a loud BRRRRRRUM. He notices the blonde is looking at him frantically. So he asks her what's wrong. She replies, ''What the hell is that?''' |
More Jokes
Funny Jokes Of The Day
- Blonde's Air Conditioner ‐ Q: How does a blonde turn on the …
- Curious George ‐ What did the man in the big yellow …
- Blow in the Blonde's ‐ What did the blonde say when someone …
- Gorilla in Heat ‐ A certain zoo had acquired a very …
- Sorority and Circus ‐ What's the difference between a …
- Peter Johansson: U.S. Customs Officers ‐ They're the only federal employee …
- Mental Patients at a Baseball Game ‐ A hospital psychologist decided …
- Smart Blonde ‐ What do you call a smart blonde? …
- Drinking Buddies ‐ Two men are sitting next to each …
- Yo' Mama Is So Bald... Thinking ‐ Yo' Mama is so bald, I can see …
- Yo' Mama Is So Stupid... Free Samples ‐ Yo' Mama is so stupid, she tried …
- Gourmet Booty Call... Sous Chef ‐ Mind if my sous …
- Yo' Mama Is So Fat... Chat Room ‐ Yo' Mama is so fat, she can't fit …
- Yo' Mama Is So Stupid... Ribbed Condom ‐ Yo' Mama is so stupid, she thought …
- Blonde Brushing Hair ‐ Q: What did the blonde do after …
- Blonde's Starting Salary ‐ A boss tells a blonde applicant, …
- Top 10 Ways to Insult The Elderly ‐ 1: You tell them that you went …
- A Meal to Die For ‐ There was an Englishman, a Scotsman …
- 5 Counterproductive Pick-Up Lines ‐ 1) If you and I were squirrels, …
- Clinton and the Pope ‐ Bill Clinton and the Pope die on …