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Bumper Crop O' Bumper Stickers
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Bush happens
Life is like a box of chocolates. Looks like we got a bad one. (Impeach Bush) Jesus loves you. Everyone else thinks you're an asshole. Vegetarians taste better There is absolutely no excuse for the way I'm about to drive If you're reading this, it's time to MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS! Don't steal. the government hates competition I'm frum texas. yep, we luv ar bush. he's jest as smrt as we ar Honk if you like peace and quiet |
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