The Joke Clinton's Favorite Things

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Clinton's Favorite Things

Clinton's Favorite Things Joke |
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What's The Joke Clinton's Favorite Things?
To be sung to the tune "A Few of My Favorite Things" from the "The Sound of Music"
Blow jobs and land deals in backwater places, Big Macs and french fries and girls with big faces, Lots of nice cleavage that makes Willie spring, These are a few of my favorite things Susan McDougal and Gennifer Flowers, Horny young interns who while 'way the hours, Profits from futures that Hillary brings, These are a few of my favorite things Beating the draft board and getting elected, Naming to judgeships some hacks I've selected, Conspiracy theories that blame the right wing, These are a few of my favorite things Golfing with Vernon and suborning perjury, Falling down drunk which required knee surgery Stars in the White House who come here to sing, These are a few of my favorite things Meeting with Boris and Helmut and Tony, States of the Union with lots of baloney, Winning debates and the joy of my flings, These are a few of my favorite things When that Jones bites, When Ken Starr stings, when I'm feeling sad, I simply remember my favorite things, And then I don't feel so bad. |
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