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Jenna's Predicament

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What's The Joke Jenna's Predicament?
JENNA'S PREDICAMENT
Do we really wonder why Jenna Bush is always high? Do we wonder why she's sad? No, we all know why - it's dad. Jenna's tried to understand Why he's "King" of all the land Why some thought it not that odd to treat him like some sort of "God." "Sure dad's mind's a little queer... (I'll just finish up this beer.) And I know his thinking's off, (Do we have anymore Smirnoff?)" "Every Saturday Night he's there being laughed at, it's not fair, I, Somewhere, have to draw the line (Excuse me, can I have some wine?)" "I never really had a voice in where I lived, I had no choice Nobody ever called me dumb (I think we're almost out of rum.)" "Whenever Dad opens his mouth I feel like heading back down South He just gets dumber by the hour; (Can you make me a Whiskey Sour?)" "Oh, well, I guess I've said enough "(Hey, wait, I didn't get a Puff!!)" I know some think I've gone too far (I really need to buy a car!!)" "These Secret Service Guys are fun they even mix the coke and rum FOr all my friends they run the bar perhaps they'll let me use their car!!" "Four years will probably go by fast If I can just stop being harrassed I need to live the way I oughta... (I think I'll have a Pina Colloda!!)" "So keep your cameras off of me and try your best to leave me be or you will see. I get quite mean (especially when I drink Jim Bean!!)" |
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