The Joke Lewinsky/Kaczynski Limericks

Read the funny Lewinsky/Kaczynski Limericks joke in News & Politics to make you laugh out loud :) See how long you can go with a straight face :| after seeing the Lewinsky/Kaczynski Limericks joke at BasicJokes.com!
Lewinsky/Kaczynski Limericks

Lewinsky/Kaczynski Limericks Joke |
---|
What's The Joke Lewinsky/Kaczynski Limericks?
There once was a gal named Lewinsky,
Who played music like a Stravinsky. 'Twas "Hail to the Chief" On this flute made of beef That stole the front page from Kaczynski. Said Bill Clinton to young Ms. Lewinsky, "We don't want to leave clues like Kaczynski. Since you look such a mess, Use the hem of your dress And wipe that goo off of your chinsky." Lewinsky and Clinton have shown What Kaczynski must surely have known: That an intern is better Than a bomb in a letter Given the choice of how to be blown. |
More Jokes

Funny Jokes Of The Day
- Pantyhose ‐ How many animals can you fit in …
- Yo' Mama Is So Fat... Belt ‐ Yo' Mama is so fat, she has to …
- Yo' Mama Is So Flat... Pirate's Dream ‐ Yo' Mama is so flat, pirates can't …
- Loser Booty Call... Apartment ‐ Wow, you have your own apartment? …
- Frog With Special Diet ‐ One night a man walked into a bar …
- Egyptian Pick-Up Line ‐ What did the Egyptian man say to …
- New Bull ‐ Three bulls heard the rancher was …
- Confusing Blonde ‐ Q: How do you confuse …
- Flies In The Beer ‐ An Irishman, …
- Beer Machismo ‐ After the Great Britain Beer Festival, …
- Britney & Christina Get Locked Out ‐ Britney Spears had just bought …
- Accidental Bonding ‐ A woman and man get into a car …
- Christmas In Heaven ‐ Three men all die on Christmas …
- Ketchup and Liquor ‐ (repeat ketchup and liquor after …
- Yo' Mama Is So Skanky... Jumpstart ‐ Yo' Mama is so skanky, her dildo …
- Yo mama's So Stupid...Blizzard ‐ Yo' mama so stupid, she thought …
- Family Honor ‐ A girl was going on her first date …
- The Little Crab ‐ There were two little crabs who …
- Blondes in a Volkswagen ‐ Q: What do you call four blondes …
- Blonde Valedictorian ‐ A blonde came home from school …