The Joke Made in Canada
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Made in Canada
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What's The Joke Made in Canada?
A Canadian was in France, out of his wallet he removed a stick of gum he had from the airport in Canada, and started to chew it. He walked into a French coffee shop and sat himself beside an English speaking French man.
Frenchman: In Canada, what do you do with your used tires? Canadian: We send em to France to get turned into paper plates. French man: What do you do with your used plastic bags? Canadian: (after blowing a huge bubble) We send em to France to get turned into a gold ring. Hey, what do you do with your used comdoms? French man: we send em to Canada to get turned into bubble gum. |
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