The Joke Sleeping Beauty, Hercules and Don Juan
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Sleeping Beauty, Hercules and Don Juan
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What's The Joke Sleeping Beauty, Hercules and Don Juan?
Sleeping Beauty, Hercules and Don Juan are sitting around a table discussing who the best person in the world is. Sleeping Beauty claims that she is the best because she is the most beautiful person in the world.
Hercules claims that he is the best because he is the strongest person in the world. Don Juan claims that he is the best because he has loved the most women in the world. So they decide to go speak to the wise man and see who is the best. They agree to go in alone so as not to be embarassed in front of the others. Sleepy Beauty goes in first and came out smiling. She says that she truly is the most beautiful person in the world. Hercules goes in next and also came out smiling. He says that he truly is the strongest person in all the world. Don Juan goes in last but when he comes out he is very angry and confused. He exclaims,''Who the hell is Bill Clinton?!?'' |
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