The Joke The Chinese Workman
Read the funny The Chinese Workman joke in News & Politics to make you laugh out loud :) See how long you can go with a straight face :| after seeing the The Chinese Workman joke at BasicJokes.com!
The Chinese Workman
| The Chinese Workman Joke |
|---|
What's The Joke The Chinese Workman?
A building contracter hires an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Chinaman. He gathers them all in his office and tells each of them their jobs. The Englishman to shovel a pile of sand. The Irishman has to take the sand in the wheelbarrow to the truck. The Chinaman is in charge of supplies.
The boss comes back two hours later and he sees the Englishman and the Irishman having a cup of tea. ''So have you done the work then?'' he asks. The workers both shake their heads and tell him that the Chinaman didn't give them a shovel or a wheelbarrow. The boss is infuriated by this and asks the workers if they have seen the Chinaman, they tell him they thought they saw him going toward the truck. So the boss sets out towards the truck and just as he is getting close to the truck the Chinaman jumps out from behind a wall and yells, "SUPPLIES!" |
More Jokes
Funny Jokes Of The Day
- Blonde and Pizza ‐ A blonde orders a pizza and the …
- Lesbians ‐ Why dont lesbians …
- Bush Does a Favor ‐ George W. Bush is sitting in a …
- Lawyers and Water Fowl ‐ Q: What can a goose do that a duck …
- Yo' Mama Is So Poor... Luggage ‐ Yo' Mama is so poor, she uses garbage …
- Yo' Mama Is So Poor... Daddy's Toe ‐ Yo' Mama is so poor, she bit off …
- Man in the Mirror ‐ A women came home one day with …
- Top 10 Reasons to Live in Manitoba ‐ 1. You wake up one morning to find …
- Made in Canada ‐ A Canadian was in France, out of …
- Brunettes and God ‐ Why did God create brunettes? …
- Yo' Mama Is So Fat... Cartwheel ‐ Yo' Mama is so fat, when she did …
- Blondes Are Whores, Apparently ‐ What do you call a blonde with …
- Pet Zebra ‐ What did the blonde call her pet …
- Go Fish ‐ Little Johnny and his grandfather …
- Zombie Booty Call... Teeth ‐ If I had any teeth left, they'd …
- Four Catholic Mothers ‐ Four old Catholic women sit and …
- Clinton and the Pope ‐ Bill Clinton and the Pope die on …
- Relieving Stress in Class ‐ 1. Leave permanent markers by the …
- Freudian Slips ‐ A man sits on a bus looking ashamed. …
- Yo' Mama Is So Skinny... Dorito ‐ Yo' Mama is so skinny, she could …