The Joke The Whore
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The Whore
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What's The Joke The Whore?
There was a man who just got out of the army. He was really horny and only had $5, so he went to a whore house. He told the women, ''Gimme anything you got.'' So then he is having sex with this women and says ''Gosh, you're really rough inside.'' She says ''Hold on.'' and she goes to the bathroom. 10 minutes later she comes back and they start to do it again. He says ''Now you're really smooth. What happened?'' She says, ''I picked off all the scabs.''
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