The Joke 5 Counterproductive Pick-Up Lines
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5 Counterproductive Pick-Up Lines
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What's The Joke 5 Counterproductive Pick-Up Lines?
1) If you and I were squirrels, I could bust a nut in your hole.
2) How do you like your eggs: fried, scrambled or fertilized? 3) My love for you is like diarrhea; I just can't hold it in. 4) If your right leg was Thanksgiving, and your left leg was Christmas, then could I meet you between the holidays? 5) How about we play lion and lion tamer? You hold your mouth open, and I'll give you the meat. |
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