The Joke Before It Starts
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Before It Starts
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What's The Joke Before It Starts?
A man comes home from work and sits in his recliner in front of the television.
"Hey, wife!" he yells. "Gimme a beer before it starts!" She gives him his beer. Fifteen minutes pass. "Hey, wife!" he yells. "Gimme a beer before it starts!" She gives him his beer. Five minutes pass. "Hey, wife!" he yells. "Gimme a beer before it starts!" "Hey, you've already had two beers in twenty minutes! Don't you think that's a lot? I'm not getting you another!" "Now it starts." |
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