The Joke Californiacation

Read the funny Californiacation joke in Partying & Bad Behavior to make you laugh out loud :) See how long you can go with a straight face :| after seeing the Californiacation joke at BasicJokes.com!
Californiacation

Californiacation Joke |
---|
What's The Joke Californiacation?
A Texan, a Californian and a Seattlite were all drinking in a bar.
After a while, the Texan grabbed a bottle of tequila, threw it in the air and shot it into a thousand pieces. "Don't you boys worry about it," said the Texan, "we have plenty of tequila deep in the heart of Texas. " The Californian, not wanting to be outdone, selected a bottle of fine wine, tossed it up, and shot it into smitherines. "Hey, don't sweat it dudes," chirped the Californian, "There's zillions of bottles of wine in Cali." The Seattlite, following suit, guzzled down a bottle of micro-brewed beer, chucked it towards the rafters, shot the Californian, and (without missing a beat) pulled out his hand and caught the beer bottle. Everyone in the bar stood frozen in shock. "Relax, kids," said the Seattlite cooly, "Up in Seattle, there's a freakin' sh*tload of Californians. No big deal." |
More Jokes

Funny Jokes Of The Day
- Little Johnny... Fascinate ‐ A teacher asks her students to …
- 72? ‐ What's …
- Redneck Offspring ‐ A young hillbilly always went out …
- Of Hoses and Blondes ‐ What do you call a blonde that …
- Jock Booty Call... Defense ‐ Hey babe, if you play man-to-man, …
- Condom Dog ‐ A guy walks into a store and buys …
- Yo' Mama Is So Fat... NASA ‐ Yo' Mama is so fat, she gets her …
- Yo' Mama Is So Fat... Refrigerator ‐ Yo' Mama is so fat, she uses the …
- The Naked Truth ‐ This guy is having an affair with …
- California Gay Whale ‐ In a pod of whales, how can you …
- Yo' Mama Is So Poor... Bathroom ‐ Yo' Mama is so poor, when I asked …
- Little Red Riding Hood ‐ Little Red Riding Hood was packing …
- Pick-up Line...Squirrels ‐ If you and I were squirrels, I …
- Yo' Mama Is So Stupid... Order in the Court ‐ Yo' Mama is so stupid, when they …
- Yo' Mama Is So Poor... Garbage Can ‐ Yo' Mama is so poor, I sat on a …
- Yo' Mama Is So Skinny... Wall ‐ Yo' Mama is so skinny, when she …
- Drivers Education Exam Answers ‐ Q: Who has the right of way when …
- In the Navy ‐ Q: In the Navy, how do they separate …
- Yo' Mama Is So Fat... Sits Around ‐ Yo' Mama is so fat, that when she …
- Tomato in Training ‐ Q: What did the sergeant tomato …