The Joke Divorced and Drunk
Read the funny Divorced and Drunk joke in Partying & Bad Behavior to make you laugh out loud :) See how long you can go with a straight face :| after seeing the Divorced and Drunk joke at BasicJokes.com!
Divorced and Drunk
| Divorced and Drunk Joke |
|---|
What's The Joke Divorced and Drunk?
A man and his wife are dining at a table in a plush restaurant, and the husband keeps staring at an old drunken lady swigging her gin as she sits alone at a nearby table, until the wife asks,
"Do you know her?" "Yes," sighs the husband, "She's my ex-wife. She took to drinking right after we divorced seven years ago, and I hear she hasn't been sober since." "My God!" says the wife, "Who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?" |
More Jokes
Funny Jokes Of The Day
- The Clinton X250 ‐ My new computer's the Bill Clinton …
- Yo' Mama Is So Fat... Light ‐ Yo' Mama is so fat, after God said, …
- Gone Fishin' ‐ Fred and DooDah go to their favorite …
- The Classic Joke That Sucks ‐ Q: Why did the chicken cross the …
- Mute Button On A Blonde ‐ How do you press the mute button …
- Blind Bunny Meets Blind Snake ‐ A blind bunny and a blind snake …
- Lewinsky/Kaczynski Limericks ‐ There once was a gal named …
- Headaches and Sex ‐ A man goes to the doctor with a …
- Corporate Booty Call... Today ‐ Today's Spank Your Daddy at Work …
- Panda Booty Call... Pregnant ‐ You know how hard it is for you …
- Dwarf Eskimo ‐ What do you call a dwarf eskimo …
- Yo' Mama Is So Stupid... Mirror ‐ Yo' Mama is so stupid, she called …
- Yo' Mama Is So Fat... Lift ‐ Yo' Mama is so fat, she can't lift …
- Yo' Mama Is So Fat... Bucket of Chicken ‐ Yo' Mama is so fat, when she went …
- The Bar Exam ‐ Once upon a time there was a 98-year …
- The Cross-Eyed Cow ‐ One day, a farmer was tending to …
- Rock da House ‐ What do Saddam Hussein and Fred …
- What's the Difference? ‐ A very old, but respected man walked …
- Two Blondes Face a Parking Dilemma ‐ Every day after work two blondes …
- Yo' Mama Is So Ugly... Birth ‐ Yo' Mama is so ugly, when she was …