The Joke Don't Drink And Not Drive

Read the funny Don't Drink And Not Drive joke in Partying & Bad Behavior to make you laugh out loud :) See how long you can go with a straight face :| after seeing the Don't Drink And Not Drive joke at BasicJokes.com!
Don't Drink And Not Drive

Don't Drink And Not Drive Joke |
---|
What's The Joke Don't Drink And Not Drive?
Two drunk guys stumble out of a bar and get into their car. After they've been driving for a while, they see a ghostly face appear at the window.
"It's a ghost, dude!" "Roll down the window, ask him what he wants!" The driver rolls down the window, and asks the ghost. "You got a smoke?" They give him a smoke, and the face goes away. A few minutes later, the face returns. "You got a light?" They give a light, and the face goes away. A few minutes later, the face returns. "You guys need help getting out the mud?" |
More Jokes

Funny Jokes Of The Day
- Yo' Mama Is So Stupid... Light Bulb ‐ Yo' Mama is so stupid, she tried …
- Fly Without Wings ‐ Q: What is a fly …
- Parallel Parking for Blondes ‐ Q: Why can't blondes parallel park? …
- Yo' Mama Is So Fat... Balanced Meal ‐ Yo' Mama is so fat, she thinks …
- Strawberry Manure ‐ A little boy runs across this farmer …
- Blonde Brain ‐ Q: How do you make a blonde's brain …
- Blonde's Bridge ‐ Why did the blonde build a bridge …
- Flight Attendant Booty Call... Nuts ‐ Hello, would you like some warm …
- Yo' Mama Is So Fat... Tanning ‐ Yo' Mama is so fat, when she goes …
- Feet First ‐ One day little Danny was in Sunday …
- Medieval Booty Call... Disease ‐ You're plague-free, I'm plague-free--we …
- An Odd Tale ‐ There once was a boy …
- Yo' Mama Is So Old... Dinosaur ‐ Yo' Mama is so old, she was the …
- Helen Keller's Masturbation ‐ Q: How did Helen Keller discover …
- Geek Booty Call... Precious ‐ You are more precious than dilithium …
- Isolated Duty ‐ A guy who was in the Air Force …
- Yo' Mama Is So Fat... Sits Around ‐ Yo' Mama is so fat, that when she …
- Lawyers and Lightbulbs, Case #2 ‐ Q: How many lawyers does it take …
- Yo' Mama Is So Stanky... Odor Eaters ‐ Yo' Mama is so stanky, she used …
- Gum ‐ Why did God give women belly buttons? …