The Joke Don't Drink And Not Drive

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Don't Drink And Not Drive

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What's The Joke Don't Drink And Not Drive?
Two drunk guys stumble out of a bar and get into their car. After they've been driving for a while, they see a ghostly face appear at the window.
"It's a ghost, dude!" "Roll down the window, ask him what he wants!" The driver rolls down the window, and asks the ghost. "You got a smoke?" They give him a smoke, and the face goes away. A few minutes later, the face returns. "You got a light?" They give a light, and the face goes away. A few minutes later, the face returns. "You guys need help getting out the mud?" |
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