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Executive Decision

Executive Decision Joke
What's The Joke Executive Decision? An executive had to get rid of one member of his staff. He couldn't decide between Mary and Jack: both had equal seniority and qualifications. Unable to choose, he finally decided that whoever used the water fountain first would be let go. The next morning, Mary came with a hangover. She went to the water fountain so she could take some aspirin. The executive approached her: "Mary, this is difficult, but I have to lay you or Jack off." Mary replied, "Then you'll have to jack off. I have a hell of a headache."

Executive Decision Joke

What's The Joke Executive Decision?

An executive had to get rid of one member of his staff. He couldn't decide between Mary and Jack: both had equal seniority and qualifications. Unable to choose, he finally decided that whoever used the water fountain first would be let go.

The next morning, Mary came with a hangover. She went to the water fountain so she could take some aspirin.

The executive approached her: "Mary, this is difficult, but I have to lay you or Jack off."

Mary replied, "Then you'll have to jack off. I have a hell of a headache."

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