The Joke If Men Ruled the World... Drinking
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If Men Ruled the World... Drinking
| If Men Ruled the World... Drinking Joke |
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What's The Joke If Men Ruled the World... Drinking?
- Instead of a beer belly, you'd get beer biceps.
- On Groundhog Day, if you saw your shadow, you'd get the day off to go drinking. - St. Patrick's Day would be celebrated monthly. - Faucets would run "Hot," "Cold," and "100 proof." |
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