The Joke If Men Ruled the World... Work
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If Men Ruled the World... Work
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What's The Joke If Men Ruled the World... Work?
- Each year, your raise would be pegged to the fortunes of the NFL team of your choice.
- The funniest guy in the office would get to be CEO. - "Sorry I'm late, but I'm still drunk from last night" would be an acceptable excuse for tardiness. - At the end of the workday, a whistle would blow, and you'd jump out your window and slide down the tail of a brontosaurus, right into your car. |
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