The Joke Pig in a Bar
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Pig in a Bar
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What's The Joke Pig in a Bar?
A lady goes into a bar with her goose. Then the bartender comes up to her and says, "Why did you have to bring the pig in with you?"
Then the lady answered, "Excuse me, I think this is a goose." And the bartender says, ''Excuse me, I was talking to the goose.'' |
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