The Joke The Mother F*cker
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The Mother F*cker
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What's The Joke The Mother F*cker?
This guy walks into a bar and goes up to a man sitting at the bar.
He says, ''I just f*cked your mother and I did it in your bed and I f*cked her doggie style and I even made her give me a blowjob. What do you think about that?'' The other guy says, ''Shut up Dad, you're drunk again." |
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