The Joke Walks Into a Bar... Jets Fan
Read the funny Walks Into a Bar... Jets Fan joke in Partying & Bad Behavior to make you laugh out loud :) See how long you can go with a straight face :| after seeing the Walks Into a Bar... Jets Fan joke at BasicJokes.com!
Walks Into a Bar... Jets Fan
| Walks Into a Bar... Jets Fan Joke |
|---|
What's The Joke Walks Into a Bar... Jets Fan?
A guy walks into a bar with his pet dog. The bartender says, "No pets allowed."
The man replies, "This is a special dog. Turn on the Jets game and you'll see. Whenever the Jets score, my dog does flips." The Jets keep scoring field goals, and the dog keeps flipping and jumping. "Wow! What happens when the Jets score a touchdown?" The man replies, "I don't know. I've only had him for 7 years." |
More Jokes
Funny Jokes Of The Day
- Bush's Joint Chiefs of Staff ‐ George Bush is so dumb he thinks …
- Geek Booty Call... Binary ‐ 01101100110100010110011011! …
- What's my name bitch? ‐ A grey goose walks into a bar and …
- Insulting Parrot ‐ A lady was walking past a pet store …
- No Bees Here ‐ There was a brave with no sexual …
- Highschool Sweethearts ‐ There was once a pair of high school …
- Drunk and Arthritis ‐ A drunk that smelled like a brewery …
- 69 Virgin ‐ An Alabama man turned 18 and went …
- Confusing Blonde ‐ Q: How do you confuse …
- National Bird ‐ Q: Did you hear Clinton announced …
- Blonde and Barn ‐ What do a blonde and a barn have …
- Programmers and Light Bulb ‐ How many programmers does it take …
- Blonde Pooltable ‐ A blonde is like a pooltable, put …
- Mario LeMieux and Courtney Love ‐ What do Mario LeMieux and Courtney …
- Dogs and Dem Womenfolk ‐ What's the difference between a …
- Yo' Mama Is So Fat... Shocks ‐ Yo' Mama is so fat, she has shocks …
- The Lawyer Too Big to Bury ‐ Q: Did you hear about the dead …
- Inventor's Delight ‐ A man had an idea that could make …
- Bush, Einstein and Picasso ‐ When Einstein died and arrived …
- Yo mama's so ugly... kid ‐ Yo mama's so ugly, she made a blind …