The Joke What Happened in Texas
Read the funny What Happened in Texas joke in Partying & Bad Behavior to make you laugh out loud :) See how long you can go with a straight face :| after seeing the What Happened in Texas joke at BasicJokes.com!
What Happened in Texas
| What Happened in Texas Joke |
|---|
What's The Joke What Happened in Texas?
A cowboy rode into town and stopped at a saloon for a drink. Unfortunately, the locals had a habit of picking on strangers. So when he finished his drink, he found his horse had been stolen. He went back into the bar, handily flipped his gun into the air, caught it above his head and fired a shot into the ceiling. ''WHICH ONE OF YOU SIDEWINDERS STOLE MY HOSS?'' he yelled.
No one answered. ''ALL RIGHT, I'M GONNA HAVE ANOTHA' BEER, AND IF MY HOSS AIN'T BACK OUTSIDE BY THE TIME I FINISH, I'M GONNA DO WHAT I DONE IN TEXAS! AND I DON'T LIKE TO HAVE TO DO WHAT I DONE IN TEXAS!'' Some of the locals shifted restlessly. The cowboy had another beer, walked outside, and his horse was back! He saddled up and started to ride out of town. The bartender wandered out of the bar and asked, ''Say partner, before you go. . .what happened in Texas?'' The cowboy turned back and said, ''I had to walk home.'' |
More Jokes
Funny Jokes Of The Day
- Blondes and a 747 ‐ Q: What do a blonde and a 747 have …
- Beverly Hills ‐ One day there were four people …
- I like long walks on the beach ‐ Two lions are walking along the …
- Engineering in Hell ‐ Noticing a mistake in St. Peter's …
- Alien Booty Call... Leader ‐ Take me to your leader! I hope …
- Laloo Flies the Friendly Skies ‐ Joke from our …
- Whats the difference between Saddam Hussein ... ‐ Whats the difference between Saddam …
- God's Dead Dog ‐ Mom and Dad were trying to console …
- Tampon Shopping ‐ A man walks into a pharmacy and …
- Four Blondes in a Pickup ‐ Four blondes drive to a bar in …
- Incest Farm ‐ What do you call an incestuous …
- Robot Booty Call... Machinery ‐ I am a sex machine. No, I mean …
- Yo' Mama Is So Old... Grand Canyon ‐ Yo' Mama is so old, she remembers …
- Some Things You Just CAN'T ‐ One day, a farmer walked into a …
- Blonde, Brunette, Blonde ‐ What do you call a brunette between …
- Yo mama's so dumb... battery ‐ Yo mama is so dumb she stuck a …
- Ten Husbands, Still a Virgin ‐ A lawyer married a woman who had …
- Devil in the Church ‐ One Sunday morning, Satan appeared …
- Stripper and Model ‐ Q: What do you get when you cross …
- Disney Divorce Court ‐ Mickey Mouse and Minnie Mouse are …