The Joke Clinton Gets Pissed Off
Read the funny Clinton Gets Pissed Off joke in Police Business & Military Jokes to make you laugh out loud :) See how long you can go with a straight face :| after seeing the Clinton Gets Pissed Off joke at BasicJokes.com!
Clinton Gets Pissed Off
Clinton Gets Pissed Off Joke |
---|
What's The Joke Clinton Gets Pissed Off?
Bill Clinton walks out on to his front porch, and written in urine was ''The president must go.'' Bill Clinton storms into his office and demaned to know who did it. So his two body guards run out to find out who it was.
Five hours later the two gaurds come back in, they told Bill, ''We have some bad news, and we have worse news.'' ''What is the bad news?'' asked Bill. ''Well, the bad news is, we took a urine test, and it was his vice-president, Al Gore." " Whats the worst news?" asked Bill. The worst news is that it is Hillary's hand writing!" |
More Jokes
Funny Jokes Of The Day
- Chucky at the Movies ‐ An old farmer went to town to see …
- Mechanical vs. Chemical ‐ Q: What's the difference between …
- Jack Off ‐ An executive was stessed out. He …
- Bar... Alligator ‐ A guy walks into a bar with an …
- Classic Booty Call... Angels ‐ I didn't know angels could fly …
- Farting gay men ‐ Two gay men are walking down the …
- Gotcha! ‐ Three nuns were taking a walk one …
- Sexual Sofa ‐ An elderly woman entered a large …
- Homer's Favorite Ice Cream ‐ What is Homer Simpson's favorite …
- Gloves for His Love, circa 1910 ‐ A young man goes to the department …
- This joke is toast ‐ Q: What does a slice of toast wear …
- Yo' Mama's Teeth... Yellow Light ‐ Yo' Mama's teeth are so yellow, …
- So Blonde... Airport Left ‐ She is so blonde, when she went …
- Oppressive Potato ‐ Q: What do you get when you cross …
- Geek Booty Call... Guild ‐ Would you like to join my MMORPG …
- A Hooker and a Bungee Jump ‐ What do a bungee jump and a Hooker …
- Irish Cream ‐ 3 Irish monks have passed all tests, …
- Helen Keller Driving ‐ Q: Why can't Helen …
- John Bobbitt's Doorbell ‐ Q: Did you hear about the John …
- Yo' Mama Is So Fat... Diaphragm ‐ Yo' Mama is so fat, she keeps her …