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Crap, Manners and F**k You

Crap, Manners and F**k You Joke
What's The Joke Crap, Manners and Fk You? There was once three roughnecks named Crap, Manners and Fk You. They were cruising the highway when all of a sudden, Crap fell out of the back of the truck. Manners went to pick him up. Fk You started speeding down the road when he was pulled to the side of the road by a cop. The cop asked him what his name was so he said "Fk You." Then the cop asked, "Where's your manners?". So he answered, "Down the road, pickin' up Crap."

Crap, Manners and F**k You Joke

What's The Joke Crap, Manners and F**k You?

There was once three roughnecks named Crap, Manners and F**k You. They were cruising the highway when all of a sudden, Crap fell out of the back of the truck. Manners went to pick him up. F**k You started speeding down the road when he was pulled to the side of the road by a cop. The cop asked him what his name was so he said "F**k You." Then the cop asked, "Where's your manners?". So he answered, "Down the road, pickin' up Crap."

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