The Joke Crap, Manners and F**k You
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Crap, Manners and F**k You
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What's The Joke Crap, Manners and F**k You?
There was once three roughnecks named Crap, Manners and F**k You. They were cruising the highway when all of a sudden, Crap fell out of the back of the truck. Manners went to pick him up. F**k You started speeding down the road when he was pulled to the side of the road by a cop. The cop asked him what his name was so he said "F**k You." Then the cop asked, "Where's your manners?". So he answered, "Down the road, pickin' up Crap."
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