The Joke Golfing With the Mob

Read the funny Golfing With the Mob joke in Police Business & Military Jokes to make you laugh out loud :) See how long you can go with a straight face :| after seeing the Golfing With the Mob joke at BasicJokes.com!
Golfing With the Mob

Golfing With the Mob Joke |
---|
What's The Joke Golfing With the Mob?
Two strangers meet on a golf course and decide to play together.
One man says, "I'm a salesman. What about you?" "I'm a hit man for the mob," replies the second man. He pulls out a high powered rifle loaded with scopes and sights. He then asks the man where he lives. Nervously, the first man replies, "In a subdivision just west of here. Gray roof, yellow siding." "You got a silver compact and a red pickup?" "The compact is my wife's car, but that's my buddy Jeff's truck." The hit man looks through the scope again. "Well, they're going at it like teenagers in your bedroom." "I want you to shoot her in the head and shoot him in the balls." The hit man says, "I get paid $5,000 per shot." "I don't care! Just do it!" The hit man takes careful aim and says, "This is your lucky day. You're going to get a two for one!" |
More Jokes

Funny Jokes Of The Day
- Blonde's Computer Freeze ‐ What does a blonde do when her …
- Bush's Joint Chiefs of Staff ‐ George Bush is so dumb he thinks …
- Yo mama's so ugly... I can @#$% ‐ Yo Mama's so ugly, I can fuck her …
- God's Dead Dog ‐ Mom and Dad were trying to console …
- Shoot The Pig ‐ A farmhand is driving 'round the …
- Hypnotist Blunder ‐ A comedian, new to the profession, …
- Yo' Mama Is So Ugly... Portraits ‐ Yo' Mama is so ugly, her portraits …
- Old Virgin ‐ There was a nintey-year-old lady …
- At the Door ‐ Q: If your wife is shouting at …
- Top 10 Reasons To Live In Nova Scotia ‐ 1. The only place in North America …
- Blonde With Pigtails ‐ Q: What do you call a blonde with …
- Yo' Mama's Teeth... Candy Corn ‐ Yo' Mama's teeth are so rotten, …
- Sex Ed ‐ At school one day, the teacher …
- Corporate Booty Call... Desk ‐ Wanna give me a …
- Jingle Blondes ‐ What did Santa say to the three …
- Brutus' Last Stand ‐ A little old man stumbles into …
- Signs You're No Longer in College... ‐ -- You no longer know what time …
- Yo' Mama Is So Ugly... Breastfeed ‐ Yo' Mama is so ugly, she had to …
- Blonde Brushing Hair ‐ Q: What did the blonde do after …
- The 12 Days of Christmas ‐ December 14, 1972 …