Police Business & Military Jokes

An FM station has a competition where they ring someone up and ask them three personal
questions. Then they ring their spouse or partner and ask them the same three questions. If the answers are the same, the couple wins a holiday to Bali. Last week the competition went like this:

Presenter: Hello, it's XXX-FM, do you want to play the game?

Brian: Yeah, sure.

Presenter: O.K., Question 1 — when was the last time you had sex?

Brian: Oh, mate. Well, about 8 o'clock this morning.

Presenter: And how long did it go for, Brian ?

Brian: Oh, about 10 minutes.

Presenter: 10 minutes? Good one. And where did you do it, mate?

Brian: Oh, mate, I can't say that.

Presenter: There's a holiday to Bali at stake here, Brian !

Brian: Okay, okay...on the kitchen table.

Presenter: (much laughter). Good one, Brian. Now, is it okay for us to call your wife?

Brian: Yeah, all right.

Presenter: Hi Sharelle, how are you?

Sharelle: Hi. Good, thanks.

Presenter: (Explains competition again) We've got Brian on the other line, say hello.

Sharelle: Hi, Brian.

Brian: Hi, Sharelle.

Presenter: Now, Sharelle, we're going to ask you the same three questions we asked Brian and if you give the same answers, you win a trip for two to Bali.

Brian: Just tell the truth, honey.

Sharelle: Okay.

Presenter: Sharelle, when was the last time you had sex ?

Sharelle: Oh, no, I can't say that on the radio.

Brian: Sharelle, it doesn't matter. I've already told them.

Sharelle: Okay. About 8:00 this morning before Brian went to work.

Presenter: Good, nice start! Next question. How long did it go for Sharelle?

Sharelle: (giggling) About 12, maybe 15 minutes.

Co-Presenter: That's close enough...Brian was just being a gentleman.

Presenter: Okay, Sharelle — final question. Where did you do it?

Sharelle: Oh, no I can't say that. My mum could be listening. No way, no.

Presenter: There's a trip to Bali on the line here.

Brian: Sharelle, I've already told them so it doesn't matter anyway. Just tell them.

Sharelle: Oh, all right. Up the arse!

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Presenter: Sorry if anyone was offended before, we're going live here, and sometimes these things happen. We've given Brian and Sharelle the holiday. Now we'll take a music break.