The Joke Metaphysical Downsizing

Read the funny Metaphysical Downsizing joke in Police Business & Military Jokes to make you laugh out loud :) See how long you can go with a straight face :| after seeing the Metaphysical Downsizing joke at BasicJokes.com!
Metaphysical Downsizing

Metaphysical Downsizing Joke |
---|
What's The Joke Metaphysical Downsizing?
One day a government worker was digging through his office drawers when suddenly he came upon a magic lamp. (Oh, c'mon, I'm sure there's one buried in your desk too.) Since he'd heard these jokes before, he knew that he had to rub the lamp and make the genie come out. So he rubbed the lamp and -- oh, surprise -- out popped a genie.
The genie asked, as genies will, "What is your first wish?" The government worker thought about it for a second, then replied, "I would like to be rich!" So the genie granted him his wish, and poof the man was surrounded by piles of money rivaling the heaps of even Martha Stewart and Bill Gates. Since the government worker knew the whole wish process, the genie didn't even have to ask for number two before he said, "My second wish is to be on an island with beautiful women surrounding me and obeying my every command!" And poof, he was there. Then the government worker -- or, as I like to call him, civil servant -- decided on his third wish, "I don't want to do any work ever again!" and poof -- ubiquitous ironic twist -- he was back in his office. |
More Jokes

Funny Jokes Of The Day
- Futurama ‐ How does a man plan for the future? …
- Yo' Mama Is So Old... Birth Certificate ‐ Yo' Mama is so old, her birth certificate …
- Yo' Mama Is So Ugly... Met Yo' Daddy ‐ Yo' Mama is so ugly, Yo' Daddy …
- Doctor's Orders ‐ A woman walks into her doctor's …
- Jock Booty Call... Goal ‐ Is your goalmouth open? …
- Blonde Passenger ‐ A blonde is on a four-engine plane …
- Mole Removal ‐ Did you hear about the redneck …
- The Newlywed Game ‐ A newlywed couple on their honeymoon …
- Blogger Booty Call... Number ‐ Unless you give me your number, …
- Man Catches Crocodile ‐ A man was fishing and he caught …
- Yo' Mama Is So Fat... Skate Park ‐ Yo' Mama is so fat, her bellybutton …
- Excited Girlfriend ‐ Q: How can you tell if your girlfriend …
- Act of God ‐ After his wife had a baby, the …
- So Blonde... Thesaurus ‐ She is so blonde, she thinks a …
- Short Blonde Jokes ‐ Q: Why are dumb blonde jokes so …
- Peter Johansson: U.S. Customs Officers ‐ They're the only federal employee …
- Yo' Mama Is So Stupid... Cheap Thoughts ‐ Yo' Mama is so stupid, if I gave …
- Need a Push? ‐ Q: Why did the girl fall off the …
- The Toothbrush And The Toilet Paper ‐ One day a miserable toothbrush …
- Smartass Record Shop ‐ A lady walks into the local record …