The Joke The Devil and Your Dad's Profession
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The Devil and Your Dad's Profession
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What's The Joke The Devil and Your Dad's Profession?
Three guys die and go to Hell.
Satan asks the first guy, "What was your daddy when you were alive?" "He was a candle maker." So, Satan burns off the guy's d**k. Satan asks the second guy, "What was your daddy when you were alive?" "He was a rope maker." So, Satan rips off the guy's d**k with a rope. Satan asks the third guy, "What was your daddy when you were alive?" The guy smiles and says, "He made lollipops." |
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