The Joke What Not to Say to a Policeman

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What Not to Say to a Policeman

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What's The Joke What Not to Say to a Policeman?
-- I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer.
-- Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize I was driving. -- Wow, you must've been doing about 125 mph to keep up with me! -- I was going to be a cop, but I decided to finish high school instead. -- You're not gonna check the trunk, are you? -- You look just like my girlfriend's deadbeat ex-husband. -- The question is -- do YOU know why you pulled me over? -- I was trying to keep up with traffic, and it's miles ahead of me. -- If you have to ask if I've been drinking, I'm not going to tell you, dude. -- It wasn't my fault -- when I reached down to roll this joint, my gun fell off my lap and got lodged under the brake pedal. -- That's a sweet 9mm. You want to hold my .44 magnum? -- If I'd known I was getting a full body cavity search, I would have waxed! |
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