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Top Reasons Eminem's Wife Filed for Divorce

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What's The Joke Top Reasons Eminem's Wife Filed for Divorce?
--That comment about Elton being "twice the woman" she ever was.
--Caught Eminem fantasizing about killing other women. --Sick of hiding her love for the Insane Clown Posse. --Sure, he talks and raps like a black man, but when he takes down his pants... --Recently overtaken by a strange and unfamiliar compulsion to live past the age of 35. --I mean come on, people. . . the dude LOST TO STEELY DAN!!! --Thanks to a recent surgery, her head's no longer implanted deep within her own rectum. ...And The Top Reason Eminem's Wife Filed For Divorce. . . --Sick of dating a rich, famous, abusive bastard. Would like to try a poor, unknown abusive bastard for a change. |
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