The Joke Whitehouse Parrot
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Whitehouse Parrot
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What's The Joke Whitehouse Parrot?
A man walks up to the whitehouse and shouts to the guard, "I'd like to speak to Bill Clinton, the President."
The guard replies, "Bill Clinton is no longer the President of the United States. George Bush is the President." After this happens three days in a row, the guard yells in disgust, "I told you Bill Clinton is no longer the President. George Bush is the President of the United States. The guy says, "I know. I just like hearing it!" |
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