The Joke Who Wants To Be a Millionaire
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Who Wants To Be a Millionaire
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What's The Joke Who Wants To Be a Millionaire?
A husband and wife are watching "Who Wants To Be a Millionaire," and the husband winks and says, "Honey, let's go upstairs..."
The wife says no, so the husband asks again. Again she says no. So the husband says, "Is that your final answer?" The wife says yes. The husband says, "Well, can I phone a friend?" |
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