The Joke Breast Milk Mustache

Read the funny Breast Milk Mustache joke in School Jokes to make you laugh out loud :) See how long you can go with a straight face :| after seeing the Breast Milk Mustache joke at BasicJokes.com!
Breast Milk Mustache

Breast Milk Mustache Joke |
---|
What's The Joke Breast Milk Mustache?
A question had appeared in a student's medical examination which read: "List four benefits of breast milk." A student began to answer the question: 1. No need to bottle it. 2. Cats can't steal it. 3. Available whenever necessary. But the fourth point eluded him.
When there were barely a couple of minutes before the exam ended, the fourth point flashed before his mind. So he completed the answer by writing: 4. Available in attractive containers. |
More Jokes

Funny Jokes Of The Day
- Fire Engine Red ‐ Why are fire engines red? …
- After the Honeymoon ‐ A couple returns from their honeymoon …
- The BDC ‐ A man wants to join the Big Dick …
- Insulting Parrot ‐ A lady was walking past a pet store …
- Cows In Government ‐ FEUDALISM: You have two cows. …
- Yo' Mama Is So Stupid... Batman ‐ Yo' Mama is so stupid, she threw …
- Feels Like a Fanny ‐ Two old friends/enemies who love …
- Golfing With the Mob ‐ Two strangers meet on a golf course …
- Gorilla and Computer ‐ Q: What do you get when you cross …
- Sauron the Moron ‐ In "Fellowship of the Rings," what …
- Contraceptives '98 ‐ Microsoft's …
- Mr. Bear and Mr. Rabbit ‐ Mr. Bear and Mr. Rabbit live in …
- Brandy for the Mother Superior ‐ Sister Mary Katherine walks into …
- Ants Dancing ‐ Q: Why did the ants dance on the …
- Final Confession ‐ Brittany was on her deathbed, …
- Benifits of Being an Athiest ‐ A very religious man lived right …
- Blonde's Coffin ‐ Why's the blonde's coffin shaped …
- Dragons ‐ A father has three daughters that …
- Whose Panties Are These? ‐ A wife goes on a retreat for work. …
- Clinton, Bush and Washington... Sinking Ship ‐ Bill Clinton, George W. Bush and …