The Joke College Roast
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College Roast
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What's The Joke College Roast?
Q: How do you get a Maryland graduate off your porch?
A: Pay for the pizza. Q: Why did Clemson choose orange as a school color? A: So that the football team could wear it to the game on Saturday, hunting on Sunday, and picking up garbage for the rest of the week. Q: Why did O.J. Simpson go to Raliegh, NC in the Ford Bronco? A: He knew that the police would never look there for a Heisman Trophy winner. Q: What are the longest three years of a Duke player's life? A: His freshman year. Q: Why did Georgia Tech replace the grass in its football stadium with astroturf? A: They didn't want the cheerleaders to graze at halftime. Q: Why do Wake Forest cheerleaders wear bibs? A: To keep the tobacco juice off the uniforms. Q: How many Duke freshmen does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, because that's a sophomore course at Florida State and Virginia. |
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