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Q: How do you get a Maryland graduate off your porch?

A: Pay for the pizza.

Q: Why did Clemson choose orange as a school color?

A: So that the football team could wear it to the game on Saturday, hunting on Sunday, and picking up garbage for the rest of the week.

Q: Why did O.J. Simpson go to Raliegh, NC in the Ford Bronco?

A: He knew that the police would never look there for a Heisman Trophy winner.

Q: What are the longest three years of a Duke player's life?

A: His freshman year.

Q: Why did Georgia Tech replace the grass in its football stadium with astroturf?

A: They didn't want the cheerleaders to graze at halftime.

Q: Why do Wake Forest cheerleaders wear bibs?

A: To keep the tobacco juice off the uniforms.

Q: How many Duke freshmen does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: None, because that's a sophomore course at Florida State and Virginia.

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