The Joke Little Johnny... Big Word
Read the funny Little Johnny... Big Word joke in School Jokes to make you laugh out loud :) See how long you can go with a straight face :| after seeing the Little Johnny... Big Word joke at BasicJokes.com!
Little Johnny... Big Word
| Little Johnny... Big Word Joke |
|---|
What's The Joke Little Johnny... Big Word?
The teacher says, "Today we are going to learn multisyllabic words, class. Does anyone have an example of a multisyllabic word?"
Little Johnny waves his hand, "Me, teacher! Oh, me, me!" The teacher smiles and says, "Alright, Johnny, what is your multisyllabic word?" Little Johnny says, "Mas-tur-bate." The teacher is taken aback, but she manages to smile and says, "Wow, Johnny, that's a mouthful." Little Johnny says, "No, ma'am, you're thinking of a blow job. I'm talking about jerking off." |
More Jokes
Funny Jokes Of The Day
- Alien Booty Call... Hurt ‐ Did it hurt when you fell from …
- Geek Booty Call... Bones ‐ My nickname is Bones... and not …
- Fly Without Wings ‐ Q: What is a fly …
- Ass-icons ‐ regular ass …
- Geriatric Lovemaking ‐ You know your grandparents are …
- National Bird ‐ Q: Did you hear Clinton announced …
- Where's Ice Cube, Eve, and Cedric? ‐ Q: Where did the sheep get its …
- Lawyers' Word Processor ‐ Q: Have you heard about the lawyers' …
- Hard Word for a Blonde ‐ A blonde, a redhead and a brunette …
- Havaii or Hawaii ‐ Two men debate whether Hawaii is …
- Jenna and Barbara's Companion ‐ Q: Who were Jenna and Barbara Bush …
- The Offspring ‐ A birch and a beech tree grow up …
- Fat? ‐ How can you tell if your girlfriend …
- Going to Heaven? ‐ Father Murphy goes into a local …
- Underbite ‐ How can you tell if you have an …
- A Lesson In Morals ‐ One day at the end of class, little …
- Amish Leg Warmers ‐ There's this Amish girl and she …
- Classic Booty Call... Thief ‐ Hello, I'm a thief, and I'm here …
- Marry a Teacher ‐ Three couples marry and stay at …
- Smallness ‐ You're so small that when it rains …