The Joke Little Johnny's Subsitute Teacher
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Little Johnny's Subsitute Teacher
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What's The Joke Little Johnny's Subsitute Teacher?
Little Johnny was walking down the hallway at school. When he reaches his classroom he looks inside and sees a sub instead of his regular teacher. Johnny sits down and the teacher says, "Now students, my name is Ms. Prussy. Not the other word, this word has an r after the first letter." Johnny started laughing. An hour later he forgot her name and said, "Your name has an r after the first letter -- is it Ms. Crunt?"
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