The Joke Moms and Their Snooping
Read the funny Moms and Their Snooping joke in School Jokes to make you laugh out loud :) See how long you can go with a straight face :| after seeing the Moms and Their Snooping joke at BasicJokes.com!
Moms and Their Snooping
| Moms and Their Snooping Joke |
|---|
What's The Joke Moms and Their Snooping?
Three women are discussing their teenage daughters.
The first declares: "I was so shocked last week. I was tidying my daughter''s room and I found a packet of cigarettes under her pillow. I didn't even know that she smoked!" "It gets worse than that," says the second mother. "I was tidying my daughter''s room last week and I found a bottle of vodka under her bed. I didn't even know that she drank!" "Oh, it gets even worse than that," says the third mother. "I was tidying my daughter''s room last week and you''ll never guess what I found in her bedside cabinet: a packet of condoms! I didn't even know that she had a penis!" |
More Jokes
Funny Jokes Of The Day
- Pirate Booty Call... Explore ‐ I'd like to explore your briny …
- Yo' Mama Is So Fat... Speed Bumps ‐ Yo' Mama is so fat, when she walked …
- Blonde, Brunette, Blonde ‐ What do you call a brunette between …
- Yo' Mama Is So Stupid... Fax ‐ Yo' Mama is so stupid, she put …
- When Beasts Speak! ‐ What did the cat say to …
- LifeSavers ‐ What do LifeSavers do that men …
- Yo' Mama Is So Fat... Space ‐ Yo' Mama is so fat, she can't even …
- Panda Booty Call... Riddle ‐ (Winking) What's black and white, …
- Pantyhose ‐ How many animals can you fit in …
- Coming From All Directions ‐ A trucker drives his fully loaded …
- Farmer and the Cow ‐ A farmer was in a bar drinking …
- Yo' Mama Is So Fat... Stomach ‐ Yo' Mama is so fat, her stomach …
- Yo' Mama Is So Fat... Grand Canyon ‐ Yo' Mama is so fat, she fell in …
- Prison Mail ‐ A prisoner in jail receives a letter …
- Hop on Pop ‐ Mommy, what were you doing bouncing …
- Halloween Ha-Ha-Frickin'-Ha ‐ What does a skeleton say when he …
- Calf's Tail vs. Tie ‐ Q: What is the difference between …
- Plastered Lawyers ‐ Q: How many lawyers does it take …
- College Grads ‐ A graduate with a science degree …
- Bad Drivers ‐ There's a senior citizen driving …