The Joke Scary Stages of College

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Scary Stages of College

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What's The Joke Scary Stages of College?
You know you're in trouble when...
1. The McDonald's people know you by name from late night study breaks. 2. You have spent more time figuring out that you only need a 54% to pass the final than you have actually spent studying. 3. The college drunk confronts you and says: "Don't you think you should get to work now?" 4. Your study schedule is based on the rationale that you "might" actually die before the test! 5. Your parents inquire about your grades and you sing the Cookie Monster song: "C is for cookie, that's good enough for me..." 6. Mom calls to ask how you've been, and you immediately scream, "Get off my back, b*#%h!" |
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