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Signs You've Been Partying Too Much

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1. With a little effort, you could pull the bags under your eyes over your head.

2. When the professor calls out your name during attendance, you rhythmically cry out "In da' house!"

3. Your dirty laundry has become the closest thing to wall-to-wall carpeting.

4. Every study group you join gets fed up with your need to take a break for techno and grinding.

5. All your stories begin with, "I was so wasted..."

6. Your Native American name would've been "Man of Running Body Fluids."

7. You refer to sunlight as a "that bright sh*t."

8. You look forward to the weekdays as a time to relax.

9. Whenever you see a blinking "Do Not Walk" sign, you think how great it would look if you were on ecstasy.

10. All your stories end with, "...and that's when everything got blurry."

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