The Joke A Blonde Gets Burned
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A Blonde Gets Burned
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What's The Joke A Blonde Gets Burned?
A blonde goes to the doctor with both of her ears and her right hand are burned. "Sit down and tell me how it happened," says the doctor.
"I was ironing my clothes when I received a call. Instead of picking up the phone, I picked up the iron and burned my ear." "'What about the other ear and your hand?" "I tried to call for an ambulance." |
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