The Joke Barbie's Christmas Beau
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Barbie's Christmas Beau
Barbie's Christmas Beau Joke |
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What's The Joke Barbie's Christmas Beau?
A little girl is in line to see Santa. When it's her turn, she climbs up on Santa's lap. Santa asks, "What would you like Santa to bring you for Christmas?"
The little girl replies, "I want a Barbie and a G.I. Joe." Santa looks at the little girl for a moment and says, "I thought Barbie comes with Ken." "No," said the little girl. "She comes with G.I. Joe, she fakes it with Ken." |
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