The Joke Chicken Crossfire
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Chicken Crossfire
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What's The Joke Chicken Crossfire?
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Pat Buchanan answers this question: "To steal a job from a decent , hard-working American." Dr. Seuss answers this question: "Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes, the chicken crossed the road, but why? It's not been told." Grandpa answers this question: "In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Someone told us that the chicken had crossed the road, and that was good enough for us." And Colonel Sanders answers this question: "I missed one?" |
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