First Cut is the Deepest Joke :)

The Joke First Cut is the Deepest

Read the funny First Cut is the Deepest joke in Something Funny to make you laugh out loud :) See how long you can go with a straight face :| after seeing the First Cut is the Deepest joke at BasicJokes.com!

First Cut is the Deepest

First Cut is the Deepest Joke
What's The Joke First Cut is the Deepest? Once upon a time, two little boys, Sammy and Tim, were sharing a room in the hospital. As they were getting to know each other a little bit, Sammy eventually asked Tim, "Hey, what're you in for?" "I'm getting my tonsils out. I'm a little worried," said Tim. "Oh, don't worry about it," Sammy said. "I had my tonsils out and it was a blast! I got to eat all the ice cream and Jell-O I wanted for two weeks!" "Oh yeah?'' replied Tim. "That's not half-bad. So, Sammy, how about you? What're you here for?" "I'm getting a circumcision, whatever that is," Sammy answered. "Oh my god, circumcision? I got one of those when I was a baby and I couldn't walk for two years!"

First Cut is the Deepest Joke

What's The Joke First Cut is the Deepest?

Once upon a time, two little boys, Sammy and Tim, were sharing a room in the hospital. As they were getting to know each other a little bit, Sammy eventually asked Tim, "Hey, what're you in for?"

"I'm getting my tonsils out. I'm a little worried," said Tim.

"Oh, don't worry about it," Sammy said. "I had my tonsils out and it was a blast! I got to eat all the ice cream and Jell-O I wanted for two weeks!"

"Oh yeah?'' replied Tim. "That's not half-bad. So, Sammy, how about you? What're you here for?"

"I'm getting a circumcision, whatever that is," Sammy answered.

"Oh my god, circumcision? I got one of those when I was a baby and I couldn't walk for two years!"

More Jokes

Funny Jokes By Type
Animal Jokes Blonde Jokes Country Jokes Cross the Road Jokes Dark Humor Jokes Dirty Jokes Doctor Jokes Fat Jokes Food Jokes God Jokes Insults Jokes Jokes about Kids Lawyer Jokes Little Johnny Lookin' Good Jokes Marriage Jokes Men/Women Jokes Money Jokes Nationality Jokes News & Politics Jokes Partying & Bad Behavior Jokes Pick-Up Lines Police Business & Military Jokes Pop Culture & Celebrity Jokes School Jokes Something Funny Jokes Sports Jokes Technology Jokes That Is Gross Travel & Car Jokes Walks Into A Bar Jokes Work Jokes Yo' Mama Jokes

Funny Jokes By Type

Funny Jokes Of The Day

In the Name of the Father ‐ A twenty-five-year-old man walks …
A Woman's Four Favorite Animals ‐ Q: What are a woman's four favorite …
Astronaut Booty Call... Crater ‐ My unit would like to explore your …
Dought Girl ‐ What do you get when you cross …
Washington Booty Call... Nickname ‐ Want to know why they call me one …
Bill Gates in Hell ‐ Bill Gates goes to …
Tips for Traveling in the South ‐ --If it can't be fried in bacon …
Yeti Booty Call... Sherpas ‐ Want to see why the Sherpas call …
A Few Good Lawyers ‐ A lawyer is standing in a long …
Yo mama's so fat... Sherpas ‐ Yo mama's so fat, even Sherpas …
Manufactured Innocence ‐ Q: What's the definition of …
Arctic Hooker ‐ What is a hooker in …
A Meal to Die For ‐ There was an Englishman, a Scotsman …
Walking in a Doggie Wonderland ‐ To the tune of "Walking in a Winter …
Yo' Mama Is Like... Bus ‐ Yo' Mama is like a bus: she's big, …
Contractor Booty Call... Crack ‐ I'm gonna need to take a closer …
Alien Booty Call... Flibgrack ‐ I'd sure like to flibgrack all …
Contractor Booty Call... Stuck ‐ I think there's something stuck …
NASA Chicken Canon ‐ NASA engineers build a cannon that …
Blonde on the Computer ‐ Q: How can you tell a blonde's …