The Joke Geriatric Halloween

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Geriatric Halloween

Geriatric Halloween Joke |
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What's The Joke Geriatric Halloween?
There was an old couple who hadn't celebrated Halloween in a long time, so they decided to dress up and go out. The old woman went in her bedroom, stripped naked, and tied a string between her legs with a lemon at the end of the string. When she walked out of the room her husband yelled, "You can't go out like that!"
"I can go out as whatever I want and so can you!" The man agreed and went into his room. Soon he came out naked with a string tied to his penis and a potato at the end of the string. The woman said, "You're going out as that?" ''Yes,'' said the old man. ''If you can go out as a sourpuss, I can go out as a dicktator." |
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